Regarding: Michael Jackson

1. Is anyone REALLY surprised at this outcome? All I know is that when I go on my killing spree, I'm gonna do it after I get famous and then do it in L.A., yo!

B. As with O.J., the defense was able to turn the trial on its head and the jurors decided the case based on their dislike of the accusers. Johnny "Since I did so well, I must go to Hell" Cochran got his jury to decide that a cop using a bad word was worse than the slaughter of two people and Jacko's Hellbound attorney from Wolfram and Hart got the jury to hate the mother and free the self-hating, self-mutilating homosexual pedophile cuz she was a skeezy grifter. Nice.