"How To Stop Terrorism," According to the Stupid Moron on Earth!

I just heard this dumbass motherf*cker on Michael Medved's show, discussing his mewling, simpering and totally detached from reality bleat which made me feel like I was taking crazy pills while listening. If ever I needed a direct line to call in and deliver a DIRK™ Smackdown, this was it! And he's got this sing-song, tired voice that just screams (figuratively), "If I just lie here, will you please not kill me."

Some of the more intelligible diaper-fillers:

However, I am equally upset by the ongoing U.S. terrorist attacks on Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine and elsewhere. My heart breaks with every report of the hundreds of nameless people who die from our bombs, our weapons, our soldiers.

Memo to you fucking peaceniks: You want REAL peace?!?!? KILL EVERY LAST MOTHERFUCKING MUSLIM ON THE PLANET, THEN GO FOR THE TOTALITARIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Short of that, we're targets.

"As I watch the TV news reporters and commentators, I am amazed at their lack of understanding."

This is what we call IRONY, kids.

"We are seen as terrorists by many around the world because we bombed and killed 100,000 people in Iraq in 2003"

Someone saw "Farginghype 7-11", didn't they?

Jesus taught us that as the soldiers were dragging him away to his death when he said, “Those who live by the sword, will die by the sword.

AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE GONNA GO KILL THE MUSLIMS THUGS!!! If you die by being a pacifist loon, how does the other side live? Oh, that's right....like WINNERS!!!!

"Violence cannot stop violence."

Worked in WWII, didn't it? (Apparently he also said to Medved that Hitler won WWII because it taught us that problems could be solved by fighting wars and it'll never stop. Wonder what his stance on the Crusades is?)

What do they expect when we have shown only hostility to the world’s poor, when we have practiced genocide against people in Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine, Darfur, Haiti, and elsewhere?

Did I miss the news story about how AMERICA was committing genocide?!?!?!?!

On August 6th, thousands of us across the country will remember that the United States vaporized 140,000 innocent, ordinary people sixty years ago in Hiroshima, Japan, in the ultimate terrorist attack.

Getting.....wooozy......

Why is it I feel the most consumed with anger and rage when confronted by clueless peaceniks and anti-video game whack jobs!?!? I can calmly state that we need to nuke the Middle East while stifling a yawn, yet I just want to get Wolverine on these morons!

This is why I stopped going to church. Pax Christi need to go to some Taliban-controlled areas to see how their philosophy works in practice.

They'll die like the fools they are, using their last breathes to mumble, with a surprised look on their blank faces, "But...but...we wished....you.......peace....."