One Mean Pussy!

Meet Grumpy - the nastiest cat on earth...

With his vicious fangs on display and weight firmly on his back legs, this tabby looks set to pounce on its unsuspecting prey.

But it is not mice, birds or any other small animals he is after. It is not even the other pet cats he has already savaged in his neighbourhood.

They were deemed too 'small' a target to terrify, so he decided to turn his attention to a much larger prey - humans.

Of course, this wouldn't be happening if John F'ing Kerry was President. (He said so!)