Friday Fiver Triple-Header!!!

Yeesh, I've fallen behind! How'd I miss three in a row? I'm busy, but come on now! Let's catch 'em up!!!

1. When is the last time you dressed inappropriately for a situation?

Can't recall the latest, but I once wore an Ozzy "Diary of a Madman" t-shirt to Mass on a Sunday.

2. How many friends do you have?

Are we talking MySpace "friends" or real friends?

3. Are you running on time today?

No, but that's usual.

4. Do you use bleach on your laundry?

No.

5. What are your thoughts on guns?

They're inanimate objects, but fascist totalitarians believe they are magical items that make people turn evil and that's why we should be disarmed - to prevent the bad magic from hurting people.

1. How much TV do you watch?

Not much, but shows are starting up, so more than over the summer.

2. What type of show is your favorite?

Good, well-written ones.

3. Which talk show host do you hate?

Carson Daly. Leno may be smarmy and unctuous, but Daly is a total tool and average in every way.

4. Are you looking forward to any new season premieres?

"The Nine" looks interesting and I'll already be watching "Lost", so I'll peep it.

5. Which show is your guilty pleasure?

Since I don't suffer from guilt, this is a moot question.

1. Where were you last night?

Seeing Satori Circus. (Performance artist.)

2. Did you speak with anyone?

Plenty of people.

3. What were you wearing?

All black in true boho style and as a living tribute to Johnny Cash and Bono.

4. What did you eat or drink?

Ate before we went out, but had a pint of Bass after the show.

5. Can anyone verify your whereabouts from midnight to 5am?

I sure hope so, because I can't remember anything after I fell asleep!