Last Friday's Fiver

I've got a spare moment, so let's knock this out.

1. When I'm angry, I ____

Destroy my enemies.

2. The first time I ____ I also ____

Destroyed my enemies; Tried sushi.

3. I was born in ____

Hell. (Whoops, that's where I live now. I was born in Manhattan. Come to think of it...)

4. My favorite ____ is ____

Method of destroying my enemies; Refuting their lies with Truth.

5 I laughed so hard when ____

This one psychotic fascist claimed that the Treason Media was not liberal.