Dirk® vs. Yahoo Sex Drone (1/25/07 Edition)

[10:39] lisalisaxa2: hi... anyone theree?

[10:39] DirkBelig: Allahu Akbar!!!

[10:41] lisalisaxa2: oh your therre :) hi...
[10:41] lisalisaxa2: a/s/l (ate sex location)?
[10:41] lisalisaxa2: imm 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
[10:41] lisalisaxa2: so what havr you been up to dirkbelig?

[10:41] DirkBelig: 69/M/Dirkworld - Up to no good.

[10:42] lisalisaxa2: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny :) (*bblushes)

[10:42] DirkBelig: Sex is the pathway to Hell. That's why I indulge as frequently (and freakily) as I can!

[10:42] lisalisaxa2: feel like a little cyber funn with me ? please please...

[10:43] DirkBelig: I've been trying to cut down on the cyborg sex, unlike you're like that hot Boomer Cylon on BSG.

[10:44] lisalisaxa2: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?

[10:44] DirkBelig: Are you a Cylon?

[10:44] lisalisaxa2: alright :) how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?

[10:45] DirkBelig: I'm wearing a kilt.

[10:45] lisalisaxa2: just lounging around in my undies... u?

[10:48] DirkBelig: The kilt. And a Viking Helmet. Of course, swim fins.
[10:52] DirkBelig: Did that turn you on too much, baby?
[10:54] *** lisalisaxa2 has been ignored.

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