Why Cats Want To Annihilate The Human Race

I've never bought into the bullsh*t excuse that American Imperialism is the reason for the Islamofascists' jihad against Western civilization and modernity, but in the case of these cats, I'm totally understanding why they hate us.







BTW, the instructions on the page for washing a cat are a joke. If you actually try to do this, your family will find your body looking as if you'd been pushed thru a wood chipper. Kitties will only put up with so much of our BS before striking back with furious vengence.