Jessica Alba Stares You Down!

I'm not sure what the heck this is about, but she's simply adorable doing it.

While she has no significant thespian ability, she seems so nice. Seriously, have you ever heard about her acting up or being a bitch to anyone? Sure, she's knocked up without benefit of marriage, but compared to Britney, Lindsey and Paris, she's nearly an Amish virgin. That she was willing to do something as goofy as this video makes me feel like a brute for mentioning that she can't act. I wouldn't cast her in a film, but I'd love to hang out with her (even if I couldn't shag her.)