"Open Mouth" Disease. Won't You Help?

Holy Taco brings us the sad story of a "Girl Tragically Struck With “Open Mouth” Disease":

Ya know, a lot of diseases go unnoticed in this day and age. Sure, there’s national breast cancer awareness month, but which month helps spread the word about Open Mouth disease? This malady, which affects approximately one girl, makes it physically impossible for her to close her mouth whenever a camera is around. Won’t you help put an end to this terrible affliction? For the cost of one cup of coffee a day, you can buy…one cup of coffee…and that’s about it. I’m pretty sure there’s no cure.

Hit the link to see FOURTEEN photos of this girl. I thought Paris Hilton was a one-look chump like Derek Zoolander, but wow.

I dug this comment:

Maybe she made that face once and it froze like that. Maybe my grandma were right.

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WARNING: No nudity, but extremely wrong and offensive. Funny, but you may not want to show these to the vicar when he's over for lunch.